Bird Thieves and Cruising For Climate Change
Birds are criminals. Obviously. But science has found even more proof. Also: climate change is a problem, and cruise ships are a huge part of that problem. BUT WHAT IF WE MADE A CRUISE SHIP TO COMBAT CLIMATE CHANGE? AND filled it with billionaires? Checkmate, thinking people.
Do NOT join our secret society. You’ll just wind up with a bunch of cool stuff. It’s gross.