From a Galaxy Far a Weigh

Cosmologist Fergus Simpson published a new scientific paper in which he suggests that intelligent aliens, if they exist, are likely enormous, weighing at least 650 lbs. Jeff and Anthony are skeptical of Mr, Simpson’s mathematical model, but suspect first contact with gigantic aliens might not go smoothly.

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